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So, your playing a free poker games sesh with a total bodonkey, and you wish that bumhunter would just take a hike!

Confused as to what we are talking about? If so, read on.  We have detailed the most popular poker lingo and slang out there today, so the next time your playing online poker, give it a go and start talking the talk!  Just don’t take it to a bricks and mortar casino, unless you want a black eye or two.

Sesh
Sesh is an abbreviation for a “session” or “poker session”.
This term is used by pretty much every good poker player at some time or another.

Example:
“I just had an awful sesh, I took a right kicking from the other players.”

Bluff
Bluff means to bet with a rubbish hand but make the other players think you have an awesome set of cards.

Example:
A player trying to win with 9-4, on a board of A-K-K-J-6 would be bluffing.

Fish
A Fish is generally an unskilled or inexperienced player, often the one who is playing weak or badly.  Another term for Fish is Donkey or Pigeon.

It has been said, if you can’t spot the Fish at the table within half an hour… you are the fish!

A Fish at a table is a good thing.  There is nothing worse than a Fish being told that they are a Fish!  This could cause them to leave the table with their chips (yes, the ones you want!) or even worse, encourage them to become a great poker player which will one day come back and bite you on the backside by taking all of your chips.

Shark
A Shark is the opposite to a Fish.  The Shark is the one who usually wins and takes all of the chips from the Fish.  The Shark will be an expert player who win time after time.

Bumhunter
A Bumhunter is an online player who sits on heads up tables, refusing to play regulars and winning players, but waiting for the weak competition and random players.

Bumhunting is a relatively new poker term that was introduced in 2008.`

Chino
Chino means to borrow money under false pretences and/or with no specific way of repaying it.

Example:
A way to chino somebody is borrowing money with collateral and then spending the collateral, leaving no way of paying back the money.

A good way to avoid chino’ing is to play some free poker games which are 100% free to play, and you can still win real cash!

Bet
To bet is pretty much what is says on the tin; to gamble an initial amount of money in a game of poker.

Betting increases the pot, can force your opponent players to fold and shows the strength of your hand.

Flop, Turn & River
A Flop is the term commonly used for the first three cards face up on the board in poker.

The Flop is then followed by the fourth card, which is called a Turn.

A River is the name for the last (fifth) community card dealt.  It is also commonly known as Fifth Street.

Nuts
Having the Nuts, means that you have the best possible hand in the game.

Rake
Rake is a term used for the fee taken by a cardroom for operating the poker game.  It usually ranges from between 5% to 10% of the pot in each hand.

Rakeback
Rakeback is a term used for a rebate of money returned to a player who paid the rake in the first place, usually from a non cardroom.  Most poker rooms have third party sources/affiliates to market the poker site.

Poker Loyalty Programs
Loyalty programs are reward programs aimed at online poker players to charm them to play at the site.  These programs are often offered by rooms that don’t offer rakeback to their players.

Chip Dumping
Chip Dumping means intentionally losing your chips on purpose to another player.  It is basically a form of cheating to aid a friend or partner to get more chips to give them a better chance of winning.  Often there will be an agreement between the players that the winnings will be split.

Freeroll
Freeroll has two main meanings:

A tournament where there are cash or prizes available, but has entry fee.
A hand where the player is guaranteed to at least half of the pot, but still has a chance to win the entire pot outright.

Armature players can get caught out by a freerolling opponent. If you think that your opponent has got the same hand as you, but you would be on a freeroll to a better hand, get him to commit all of his chips. In a cash game, you may sacrifice a little rake, but you also have a risk-free shot at stacking your opponent.

Pot Odds
The ratio of the current pot size, to the amount of money needed to call a bet.

Example:
If the pot odds are 10-1, and the pot contains $50, then the player must bet $5 to stay in the hand.

Fake Think
To Fake Think, means to pretend to be thinking about a poker hand, although really you have already made a decision on what to do.

It is okay to Fake Think occasionally, but do not over do it.

Cashout
To Cashout means to cash in your chips and withdraw the money.  This refers to both online poker and casino poker.

Tilt
Going ‘on Tilt’ means to let your emotions rule your game.  The same term is also used when a player suffers a losing streak or has had a bad beat.

We hope you have found the slang term you are looking for, and are now ready to use some poker lingo when playing some online poker.  Why not go and play some free poker games with us right now?

When you start playing poker even a free poker game or tournament can be confusing. All those poker words, they make no sense!

That’s where NoPayPOKER’s free poker game hands guide comes to the rescue.

The free poker games hands guide is split into 3 sections:

  1. Important Poker Hand Related terms.
  2. Starting Poker Hands.
  3. Game play Poker Hands.
  4. For a quick poker hands video fun guide see Free Poker Hand Guide on YouTube

This guide only covers poker Hand and Card words. We’ll cover things like all the betting, odds, bluffing and action terms in another guide.

If you know a poker Hand name that’s not on here let us know what it is and the definition and we’ll add it. If you can’t find what you’re looking for contact us and tell us the poker word you need to know about and we’ll try to help.

The type of free poker game played on NoPayPOKER is called Texas Hold ‘em. If you are totally new to poker here is a very brief game overview. For a more detailed game guide see our free poker game guide here.

  • Poker games are played as a series of rounds or hands. Each round of gameplay involves 4 inner-rounds of betting before the winner is declared.
  • Players compete to win chips that represent monetary value. This value varies depending on the value assigned to the game.
  • At the end the winner, or winners depending on the game variation cash in their chips for their winnings.
  • Winning and losing is determined by the strength of the cards a player has – his or her “Hand power” in relation to the other players

At the start of a poker game, free poker or otherwise, you’re given 2 cards to start.

  • These 2 cards are your “Starting Hand” also called your “Hole cards”.
  • Only YOU see these cards.
  • After the starting hand cards have been given out there are 4 rounds of betting. The first round is based on just the 2 hole cards.
  • Then 3 more rounds called the Flop, Turn and River where a total of 5 more cards are added to the poker table.
  • Unlike the private Hole Cards these cards are public. They are called either Board Cards or Community cards.
  • Your hole cards plus the Board cards are what make up your personal “Hand”.
  • Your Hand plus your game play/acting skills plus maybe some luck determines your success of failure in the game.

So Starting Hands are the 2 secret Hole Cards you get at the start and Game Hands means your 2 hole cards plus the best 3 of the 5 community cards.

Important Poker Hand Related Terms

These terms will help you understand some of the terms that relate to poker hands.

Blank or Brick
A card that means nothing to anyone’s hand. For example, in a hold’em game if the board is: As Ks Jd 8h, if a 3c came on the river, the 3c is considered a blank. Also known as a Brick.

Board Cards or Community Cards
The cards dealt during the 3 rounds that go in the middle of the table and are shared by everyone.

Connected
When your hole (starting) cards are consecutive, (8,9, 4,5, etc). Suited and connected means consecutive cards of the same suit, (Qs Js 2d 3d).

Hole Card
A card which is dealt to the player face down so that no other player can see it. Also known as Down Card.

Kicker
Highest card that is unrelated to the hand held. E.g., QQJ89 = Jack kicker. Important in tie break situations where the highest kicker will in the hand. So with QQJ89 vs QQ985 the Jack kicker wins it. If the first kickers match then the next kickers down are used. Example QQJ89 vs QQJ65 = 8 vs 6 as the 2nd kicker so the hand with 8 wins.

Near Nuts
Almost the best hand possible with just one or more very unlikely hands that could beat it. For example, if you have AA, and the board is AKK93, you have the near nuts, because someone else may have 4-of-a-kind kings.

Nuts
The best possible hand that is a guaranteed winner. Also known as Lock, Nut Hand.

Paint
A face card or card of high value (Jack, Queen, King, Ace).

Pocket Pair
Having two hole cards of the same rank in your Starting Hand.

Rainbow
A board that is comprised entirely of different suits. For example, a flop of Ace of hearts, King of clubs, and 6 of diamonds could be described as AK6 rainbow.

Rank
The number or letter on the card. The highest rank is Ace, and the lowest rank is 2. However, the Ace can usually be used as a “1″ in a straight. The ranks are sometimes abbreviated as follows:

  • A – Ace
  • K – King
  • Q – Queen
  • J – Jack
  • T – Ten
  • 9 – Nine, 8 – Eight etc down to 2 – Two

Stone Cold Nuts
The best holding possible in a hand of poker that will win the entire pot (as opposed to possibly winning only half or some fraction). Such an example would be holding a suited ace and making a flush with it on an unpaired board in Hold’Em. This is in contrast to holding an ace high straight, which even though it may not possibly be beaten, could end up in a tie with another one.

Suit
Spades (s), hearts (h), diamonds (d), or clubs (c). Important for determining a flush, but has no other meaning in most poker games.

Suited
Starting hands with two cards of the same suit. Suited hands are better than unsuited hands because of flush possibilities. Sometimes denoted by an ‘s’; for example, T9s is pronounced “Ten-nine suited” and refers to a 10 (T) and an 9 of the same suit.

Suited Connector
Two starting hand (hole) cards of the same suit that are consecutive in rank. e.g. 9 and 8 of spades.

Wired Pair
A Pair in your starting hand.

Starting Hands

Ace Magnets
2 Kings (KK) Also called Cowboys.

Action Jackson
Ace-Jack (AJ) Also called Ajax or Blackjack.

Ajax
Ace-Jack (AJ). Also called Action Jackson or Blackjack.

American Airlines
2 Aces (AA). Also called Rockets, Bullets or Pocket Rockets.

Anna Kournakova
Ace King (AK). Looks pretty but never wins!

Axs
Poker abbreviation for Ace-X suited. An Ace and a low card of the same suit, normally 9 or less.

Ballerina
Two 2′s (2,2) Also known as Ducks, Deuces or Swans.

Baseball
A 3 and 9 (3,9)

Baskin Robbins
Ace-Three (A3)

Beer Hand
Generally a 2-7 offsuit, although 2-7 suited is often called a beer hand too. It’s the worst starting hand in hold em and justifies a beer! Also called Dead Mans Hand.

Blackjack
Ace-Jack (AJ). Also called Action Jackson or Ajax.

Big Chick
Ace and Queen (AQ).

Big Slick
Ace and a king (AK). Also known as Anna Kournakova

Bird on a Stick
7,2. Awful. Also known as Beer Hand.

Brothers
Pair of Jacks (JJ). Also known as Hooks.

Buckets
A pair of fours (4,4).

Bullets
A pair of Aces. Also known as Rockets, Pocket Rockets or American Airlines.

Candy Canes
Two 7s, (7,7). Also known as Hockey Sticks.

Canine
King-Nine (K9). Also known as Dog

Colt 45
4 and 5 of spades (4,5)

Cowboys
2 kings (KK), also known as Ace Magnets.

Crabs
Two 3 (3,3)

Dead Mans Hand (Starting Hand)
Starting hand – A 2 7 offsuit. Considered the worst hand in Texas Hold ‘Em. Also known as a Beer Hand. There is also another version of this hand name in the Game Play Hands section.

Deuces
A Pair of two’s, also known as Ballerina, Ducks or Swans.

Dog
King-Nine (K9). Also known as Canine.

Dolly Parton
9, 5 (for her movie of same name).

Ducks
A pair of two’s, also known as Deuces, Ballerina or Swans.

Flat Tire
Jack and Four suited or not. As in If you have a flat tire, it’s what you use the jack “four”. Also known as Full Employment.

Forking Idiot
A Four-King (4K).

Full Employment�
Jack 4. Named full employment because if you play Jack 4 you’ll always have a day job. Also known as a Flat Tire.

Gay Waiter
A Queen and Three.

German Virgins
Two nines (9,9). Nine in English is very similar to the German for No “Nein”. Two nines then are “Nein Nein” then which might be said by a reluctant young German lady! Poker eh! Also known as Wayne Gretzky.

Ghost Dog
A 4 and a 7.

Hammer
7 and 2. Also Beer Hand and Dead Mans Hand. “Dropping the hammer” refers to winning with this terrible starting hand (a very rare event!)

Hilton Sisters
Two queens, (Q,Q)  Also known as: Ladies and Siegfried and Roy

Hockey sticks
A pair of sevens, (7,7) Also known as Candy Canes.

Hooks
A Pair of Jacks (JJ), Also known as Brothers.

Jackson Five
A Jack and a Five (J,5)

Jacquese
A Jack and a Queen. (JQ)

Johnny Moss
Starting hand Ace-Ten. (AT) Named after the famous poker player.

Jordan
A 2-3. Named for Michael Jordan’s number.

Kamikaze
Two Kings. (KK) Also called Ace Magnets and Cowboys and as a name for a player who has lost it and started playing erratically.

King Crab
A King and 3. (K3)

Kojak
A King-Jack (KJ)

Ladies
Two queens (QQ). Also known as Hilton Sisters and Siegfried and Roy

Lady
Reference to a queen.

Little Slick
An ace-queen (AQ). Also known as Big Chick.

Mid-Life Crisis
Two 4′s (4,4)

Motown
Jack and five (J5)

Octopus
Two 8′s (8,8)

Oldsmobile
Nine-eight (9,8).

Pocket Rockets
2 Aces (AA) Also known as Rockets, Bullets and American Airlines.

Rockets
2 Aces, (AA) Also known as: American Airlines, Pocket Rockets and Bullets.

Newlyweds
A King-Queen, (KQ)

Roger
A Ten and a 4, (T4), referring to a “10-4″ response of “Roger” Also known as The Trucker.

Route 66
Two six’s (6,6)

Sailboats
Two fours (4,4)

Siegfried and Roy
A pair of Queens starting hand. Also known as Ladies and Hilton Sisters.

Snowmen
Two eights (8,8)

Split
A 7 and a 10.

Stalingrad
A 4 and 2. Named after the defeat of the 6th German Army in the battle for Stalingrad in 1942. Because with 4 and 2 your chances to win the round are very poor.

Stilts
Two 7′s, (7,7). Also known as Walking Sticks or Sunset Strip.

Sunset Strip
Two 7′s, (7,7). Also known as Walking Sticks or Stilts.

Swans
Two 2s (2,2) Also known as ducks, deuces or ballerinas.

The Trucker
A Ten and a 4, (T4), Also known as Roger.

Transvestite
An Ace Four (A4). Called so as when you first turn over the cards it looks like two aces, but on closer inspection all is not what it seems.

Walking Sticks
Two 7′s, (7,7). Also known as Sticks or Sunset Strip.

Wayne Gretzky
Two nines (9, 9) Also known as German Virgin.

Woolworth’s
A 5 and 10.

Poker Game Play Hands

In any poker game, free poker or Monaco level stakes your game play Hand is simply it’s your group of five cards made up from your 2 Starting Hand private cards combined with the best 3 of the 5 board/community cards related to your hole cards.

The ranking order is as follows.

  • Straight Flush
  • Four of a Kind
  • Full House
  • Flush
  • Straight
  • Three of a Kind
  • Two Pair
  • Pair
  • High Card

Here are the most common poker hand names and meanings:

Ace High
No pairs and an Ace high card. Beats all other hands with no high cards.

Ace Rag
An Ace with a weak “Kicker”

Aces Up
Two pairs where one pair are Aces.

Belly Buster
A hand with four of the five cards needed for a straight, but missing one in the middle. For example, 9-x-7-6-5. Also known as an inside straight draw or Gutshot.

Bicycle
The poker hand A2345. This is the lowest possible straight. Also known as Wheel.

Boat
A poker hand consisting of a three-of-a-kind and a pair. Also known as Full House or Full Boat.

Broadway
Broadway means a straight from ten to ace. The best possible straight (AKQJT)

Dead Mans Hand (Game Play hand)
Two pair of aces and eights. Legendary lawman and gambler Wild Bill Hickok was shot to death while holding this hand.

Flush
Poker hand consisting of 5 cards of the same suit.

Four of a Kind
Poker hand of four cards of the same rank and one other card. Also known as Quads

Full Boat
A poker hand consisting of a three-of-a-kind and a pair. Also known as Full House or just Boat.

Full House
A poker hand consisting of a three-of-a-kind and a pair. Also known as Full Boat or just Boat.

Golf Bag
A flush of clubs

Gutshot
A hand with four of the five cards needed for a straight, but missing one in the middle. Also known as an inside straight draw or Belly Buster.

High Card
To hold a poker hand that does not contain anything special. No paired cards, a straight, or a flush. Their poker hand is simply referred to their highest ranking card. A person with AKJ75 would have a high card ace, while the rest of the cards are kickers.

Mommas and Poppas
Pair of Queens and Kings

Pair
Two cards of the same rank. For example, KKQ54 would be referred to as holding a pair of Kings.�

Quads
The hand of Four of a kind, holding four cards of the same rank. Also called Four of a Kind.

Rockies
A Set of Aces�

Royal Flush
The poker hand consisting of AKQJT of the same suit. The highest possible Straight Flush.

Set
Three of a kind. Where 2 hole/pocket cards connect to one board card to create the threesome.

Steel Wheel
A straight flush, Ace to Five, A2345

Straight
Poker hand consisting of 5 cards whose ranks form a sequence. The highest possible straight is AKQJT (Broadway) and the lowest straight is 5432A (Steel wheel).

Straight Flush
Both a Straight and a Flush. Poker hand consisting of 5 cards of the same suit whose ranks form a sequence. The highest possible straight flush is AKQJT of the same suit (also called the Royal Flush). The lowest possible straight flush is 5432A of the same suit.

Tackle Box
A set of Jacks (hooks, J’s)�

Three of a Kind
A poker hand consisting of three cards of the same rank, and two unpaired cards. Also known as Trips.

Three Wise Men
Three Kings. Trips or Set.

Trips
Three of a Kind. Where one hole card connects to two board cards to make the threesome.

Two Pair
Holding two pairs.

Unsuited
Mixed card hand, E.g., 8c,Jd Also known as Offsuit.

Wheel
A wheel is the poker hand A2345, the lowest possible straight. Also known as a Bicycle.

That’s it for the free poker game hands and card names meanings and definitions glossary. We hope you found what you were looking for. See you at the tables for a good fun free poker game very soon!