Here at NoPayPOKER as on other free online poker sites as there is no risk of losing money there does seem to be an “element” among the membership who, shall we say, like to play with what can be politely called reckless abandon…AKA playing as donks.
If that is not you then by all means read on, the post below is amusing (we think) if you are a donk…please read and think.
Now, OK, it’s up to you how you play but wouldn’t you rather win by design rather than by luck as, guess what, poker is NOT a game of luck or chance WHEN you know what you are doing.
When you play donk then it’s luck and at considerably worse odds than a coin flip (hint there, there is such a thing as odds…why not visit the free poker training sections to learn about that)
If you’re an addicted donk but you do truly want to get better you need to check out all the free poker lessons and also run through the simple 12 step program below. Once you are out of the hole then you can ignore step 12.
1. Acknowledge that there IS a fold button.
2. Admit to yourself and others that you have a problem using the fold button.
3. Contemplate the possibilities of using the fold button.
4. Fold.
5. Try not going all in on the first hand before the flop, just once.
6. Overcome the idea that having pocket cards 39 offsuit is a good reason to shove in all your chips.
7. Realize that a successful donk is just lucky, and not really someone you want to emulate as a basic strategy.
8. Admit that you are and always will be a donk unless you take positive steps to stop.
9. Reconcile with those you have donked, through apology or repayment of freeds.
10. Have faith in your own ability to overcome your donkiness. (Learn how to play poker)
11. Stop praying for that higher power to bless your preflop calls.
12. Stay of ring tables.
So you yourself a favor, believe us, poker is much more fun when you play it properly, who knows, one day you might actually be able to play poker for money at a place like PartyPoker and not lose your shirt!
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